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human stupidity is infinite

Sun Jul 2, 2006, 1:24 PM
"I think a comic written about a little girl, by a woman, could be great." - Bill Watterson

"I don't sleep, I dream" - r stevens

Mood: Confused exhaustion
Listening to: Clark Gable
Reading: The Naked Roomate by Harlan Cohen
Watching: SUPERMAN

Deviant 1: i thought sept 11th was funny :lmao:
Deviant 2: How is it funny? :x How funny would it have been to be a canadian landmark, how funny would it have been if someone you loved was in that building? :canada:
Deviant 1: we had Air India, which was relatively worse than the 9/11 "disaster" :roll:
Deviant 2: And that wasn't funny either, so I'm not sure what your point is. :?
Deviant 1: my point is 9/11 was funny

I'm not making this shit up.

excerpted from a real forum. emotes added by me.
names removed to protect the stupid from trollself.

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I kissed you in a style that Clark Kent would hav

Sat Jul 1, 2006, 8:00 PM
"I think a comic written about a little girl, by a woman, could be great." - Bill Watterson

"I don't sleep, I dream" - r stevens

Mood: Confused exhaustion
Listening to: Clark Gable
Reading: The Naked Roomate by Harlan Cohen
Watching: SUPERMAN

just saw superman. wow. i loved it. there's nothing that was wrong with it. i mean, there weren't many lines, the action was great, brandon routh was hot, the ending was pretty good, i loved it. i hope it does well at the box office. it deserves it. the filming was pretty cool, and it wasn't cliched. i heard it sucked from someone else, and my brother liked 2 movies that got 1 star reviews.

i loved it.

i'm tired. night.

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Hospital Attacked by . . . Seven Foot Doctors!! Oh

Thu Jun 22, 2006, 9:24 PM
"I think a comic written about a little girl, by a woman, could be great." - Bill Watterson

"I don't sleep, I dream" - r stevens

Mood: Embarrassed exhaustion
Listening to: Panic! At the Disco - Camisado (cuz 12 won't fit)
Reading: Loveless 2
Watching: can't wait for SUPERMAN

1. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
2. Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
3. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
4. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
5. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

6. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
7. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
8. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
9. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
10. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
11. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
12. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
13. Eye Drops Off Shelf
14. Teachers Strike Idle Kids
15. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
16. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
17. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
18. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
19. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
20. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
21. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
22. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
23. Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
24. War Dims Hope for Peace
25. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
26. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
27. Deer Kill 17,000
28. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
29. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
30. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
31. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
32. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
33. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
34. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
35. Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
36. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
37. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
38. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
39. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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Weird Town Names! From F**king to Dildo to Dot Com

Wed Jun 21, 2006, 7:24 PM
"I think a comic written about a little girl, by a woman, could be great." - Bill Watterson

"I don't sleep, I dream" - r stevens

Mood: Homicidal doom and gloom
Listening to: snow patrol
Reading: slaughter house 5
Watching: Crash

Check this out for a chuckle.

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I've been to F**king Australia!

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Why Didn't I CHECK my

Tue Jun 20, 2006, 6:38 PM
"I think a comic written about a little girl, by a woman, could be great." - Bill Watterson

"I don't sleep, I dream" - r stevens

Mood: Homicidal doom and gloom
Listening to: snow patrol
Reading: slaughter house 5
Watching: Crash

some people i don't even know sent me a high school graduation gift.
sometimes i wonder if i would be as celebrated if i had gotten a GED instead. isn't it just as good?
i still think non-college grads can do just as well as college grads. unless you graduate harvard or ivy league or a rich, well established school, as a college grad, you're screwed. i'm screwed for life >.<
why didn't i check my email yesterday? i could have a paying gig with tokyo pop, writing journalism stuffs.
i feel better when i write.
i read an article that isolated people are more likely to be stressed and die than people with "meaningful relationships." it described how people die before they breathe their last breaths when they don't pursue friendships; how they get so overwhelmed at working at making friends. if you're socially awkward, you have to work "doubly hard".i feel exhausted before even beginning.
works going well. office work is easy enough; i can imagine working in an office for the rest of my life, feeling like i need to be doing something. when the phone's not ringing, i'm kind of lost.
i read that future employers look at facebook and myspace pages. what about DA?
ig they do, i'm screwed.
night

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